Twisted Chick

Product of the public school system

The year is 1989. My mother gives my 16 year old brother $20 and a shopping list. She only needed a few things:

1/2 lb. of American cheese
1 lb. of ham
1 loaf of bread.

About a half hour later my brother returns with a ginormous amount of ham and cheese, no bread and no change. My mother looks at him and says “what happened, why did you buy so much ham and cheese?” My brother, very matter of factly, with a puzzled look on his face said to her “how was I supposed to know how much a “lib” is?”

True story.

Written by bibi

December 19, 2007 at 2:10 pm

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  1. LOL, classic. I wish there was more innocence in the world.

    smizzo

    December 20, 2007 at 1:52 am

  2. Hahaha! I love this story!!

    Toryssa

    December 20, 2007 at 3:18 am

  3. Oh boy! I guess it was ham & cheese rollups then, instead of sandwiches?

    Devilish Southern Belle

    December 20, 2007 at 9:34 am

  4. bwahahah

    Tasha

    December 20, 2007 at 3:46 pm

  5. are you serious?? that is hilarious!!

    mamasgotmoxie

    December 20, 2007 at 5:44 pm

  6. So typical of a boy :)

    Peggy

    December 21, 2007 at 9:04 am

  7. LOL…

    TFS…

    Nice weekend!

    Adwina

    December 22, 2007 at 4:34 am

  8. That is hysterical!

    Friglet

    December 30, 2007 at 12:51 am

  9. Good one girl! And Peggy, whaddaya mean “So typical of a boy”? LOL
    HAPPY NEW YEAR, Y’ALL, n here’s some fireworks fer ya: http://www.maylin.net/Fireworks.html
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    Frankly Opinionated

    December 31, 2007 at 9:48 pm

  10. Too bad we all can’t “buy a lib” for $20.00.. we’d have them all made into sandwiches before you knew it!

    AFSister

    January 1, 2008 at 12:35 am

  11. Just wanted to wish you a very Happy & Prosperous New Year! Hugs.

    Chrissie

    January 1, 2008 at 10:18 pm

  12. LMFAO!!!!!!

    Penny

    January 2, 2008 at 12:03 am


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